So tell us something "funny"

I found out early in life that laughter not only felt good it also made the worse days .. well .. not so bad lol. I talk to my Sister "Chris" everyday and we often said we should write some of this stuff down in a book and who knows .. someday we just might. I'm struggling with my diet right now and knowing I've always used stress as an excuse to eat because it made me feel good? so ... now I treat it with alittle humor . I was angry with a fellow worker and proceeded to pile a inch of cream cheese on a bagel I was eating it when I caught myself and told the startled group that I was going to gain 500 pounds and sit on that "witch" , that will fix her lol! Well .. you guess it ... I threw half the bagel away . Maybe life isn't that exciting for me, but I like it , excitement isn't all that it's cracked up to be ! lol.